Comments on: OH MY GOD IT’S SNOW!!

By: Corey Vilhauer

Corey Vilhauer — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 21:12:05 +0000

Sorry… I wasn’t able to respond because I’ve been trapped in my car for the past 15 hours. The snow is at least 18 feet high. It’s hard to drive because the plows are forced to burrow tunnels through the streets – tunnels that continue to cave in, killing hundreds of commuters each hour. I was attacked by ice demons that slowly burrowed through my tires and into my car, leaving me within inches of death. I had to eat my fingers to survive, and had to feed my toes to the ice demons to keep them at bay. Eventually, I killed the ice demons with my snow scraper and used thier poisonous blood to melt the snow around my car. I was forced to push it back to my house through the caved in tunnels.

Now I’m back, but it’s hard to type with just my palms.

By: eric

eric — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 20:31:26 +0000

corey
if it makes you feel better, here in mpls they basically made it sound like you guys are covered in ice and noone has power. am i to believe this isnt true? FOR SHAME!!!

By: cr00kedview

cr00kedview — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:21:52 +0000

Snow blows. I want a snowblower to blow the snow. I go out in the blowing snow and have to come in and blow my nose from the billowing, blowing wind coming from everywhere but below.

Wow, I’m tired.

Snow blows.