Taking the plunge, soon

December 22nd, 2005

Okay.

Months ago I mentioned half-heartedly that I wanted to start a small business – my own independent bookstore. I thought about long and hard about it, blogged about it, and then promptly forgot about it.

Well, to be fair to myself, I didn’t forget about it. Still, I did nothing to further my plans. I mentioned it every once in a while, saying things like “well, when I open my bookstore…” but never actually made inquiries of research.

Now, thanks to a gentle shove from Kerrie (who, understandably, was tired of hearing “well, when I open my bookstore…” without any further perusal) and a recent stalling of my journalism career and lack of money in the blogging field, I’ve decided to take the plunge.

I’ve gotten the materials that I need and have started a notebook with my contacts, ideas, and expectations.

I’m a little scared about going forward, but I know this is something I can do. I’ve got the experience in management and in retail, and watched enough horrible business owners mess up and stay in business to know that I can learn from their mistakes and be even more successful.

The book business is not easy, I know. There’s a lot of money involved in starting up something like this, and with the perceived low literacy levels (as in “lack of interest” and not “lack of ability”) in Sioux Falls it could prove to be disastrous.

But you know what? I’ll never know until I try.

If anything, that’s the most important thing I’ve learned in the past year. I’ll never know what could have been unless I try. I’ll never gain if I don’t take necessary risks. I know I can run a business, I know I can successfully promote a business; I know I can sell at a retail level, manage at a retail level, and be a fair and understanding owner and boss. If the only thing holding me back is the money, then what the hell am I waiting for?

So, with this, you’ll notice a new subject popping up from time to time on this here blog – The creation of a bookstore. I feel like Todd Epp (SD Watch) with my numerous blog topics – writing, books, the Pacers, and now small business news.

Hopefully, in a few years, I’ll be making money off of one of these subjects.


Comments: 4

Issues Considered: Bookstore, Career

…I’ve got Peter Criss, waitin’ there for me, yes I do

December 20th, 2005

Yearly we have a “JHC” Christmas party, and this year it was at our friends Les and Amy’s house.

We had a gag gift exchange. I managed to get rid of all of my old wrestling figures and, in return, I received a Peter Criss mask. Kerrie scored a beer bong bottle topper.

In my garage....

I want to rock and roll all night.

And party every day.


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Issues Considered: Friends

Bloggers unite!

December 17th, 2005

Maybe I’ve just been thinking about this too much, but why don’t more of my friends – no, scratch that — acquaintances have weblogs?

Consider this: I currently have 33 friends on MySpace. Now, before you say “whoopee, I have 43,543 friends and you’re lame,” consider that my MySpace friends, aside from a couple band sites and Scott Hudson, are all people that I’ve actually met in life – as in, I’ve had conversations with them, drank beer with them, know their names and would say “hello” to them if I passed them in the street.

Okay, that’s probably not that impressive.

Still, I’m amazed that…

1. No one else that I know has even a personal blog, the most chic thing to do in the Internet world.

2. If they do have blogs, I don’t know anything about them.

3. All of these friends of mine can spend time tinkering with their MySpace account, but they can’t find time to do something more “productive,” like write personal journals about their favorite links, their boring lives, and their half-assed observations.

You know, like I do.

In fact, I only know three people, personally, with any sort of blog – Chris, a co-worker that actually hasn’t met more than two of the other people that I know in life; Eric, who’s too busy being a rock star to write about sports anymore (that was sarcasm, Eric, you know that, right?); and Dave, who started student teaching (I think) and has dropped off the face of the Earth or, at least, has holed himself up into some dark corner of St. Cloud, Minnesota. Coincidentally, these blogs are rarely, if ever, updated.

Yet I know at least 25 people who have lame MySpace accounts. Don’t take offense… it’s just a proven fact that MySpace is lame. I know. I’m a member with a lame account.

Listen, what I’m proposing is a blog alliance – a collective, if you will, of this group of people that I know from Sioux Falls, or from Minneapolis, or from wherever I know them from. It’ll be a very “punk rock” thing to do. Get off of MySpace for a few minutes and, well, um… start a blog.

It’s not hard. If you lack the mental wherewithal to create your own blog from scratch, just go to one of the more popular “just add water” blog creators, like blogger.com. If you do know a little about HTML creation, you could make your own using WordPress or Movable Type. Just find a template and steal it. That’s what I did (thanks, by the way, to Vladimir Simovic).

If you don’t think you have anything to talk about, well, that’s balderdash. Everyone has something to talk about. Write about local music, or about nationally known music. Write about sports. Write about writing. Write about your life, regardless of how interesting it is. Let everyone know what you really think about stuff. I’d be willing to bet that 80% of the people that I’ve come in contact with in my life have something pretty interesting to say.

Hell, you should see the hits I manage to get blabbering along about books, Sirius radio, and the Pacers. You think your life is boring? For some reason, people sure want to know about other people, so nothing is too boring for the Internet.

There’s an amazingly large audience for life’s minutia, even if that large audience is a group of close friends and distant acquaintances. So you’ve got no excuse. At least give it a try.

If you’ve got a blog and are a close friend or distant acquaintance, let me know. If you don’t, go start one. Let’s flood the Internet with ridiculous stories and pointless links! Let’s get the Blog Alliance Coalition of the Collective World started!


Comments: 7

Issues Considered: Blogging

Random Links — 12.16.05

December 16th, 2005

Here’s the almost defunct Random Links post. Have you missed it? I hope not.

Again, thanks to The Sports Guy’s World’s Daily Links for some of these.

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First, why did they bother giving Mark Madsen, of the Minnesota Timberwolves, his own blog? I can think of a hundred more entertaining professional players that I’d want to read.

For instance, wouldn’t you rather hear about Steve Nash’s travels throughout Europe? Or Sam Cassell’s personal mouth-widening techniques? Or possibly a blog that chronicles the loss of Michael Olowokandi’s head-lump?

From Madsen’s blog:

Wally wants me to eat five meals a day instead of three. Every time I eat anything that’s not oatmeal, egg whites or whole wheat bread, he sounds the alarm. Hey, I’m trying to keep some weight on to be able to bang around with the big men in this league. I need to make sure I stay right in my comfort zone of 252 pounds. If I get too light, they’ll hammer me in the paint.

Fascinating.

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Next, I have to bring these out of the “I Hate Scott Stapp” archive simply because they keep popping up on the Internet. They’re old stories, granted, but they’ll never lose their shine.

The first story is about Scott Stapp’s altercation with 311, a fight that ended up putting two of music’s most ridiculous personalities together in a battle for the “bands your kids will recognize as the Supertramp and Kansas of our generation” title.

From the CNN article:

Sexton said the band tried to defuse the situation, and Stapp went to the bar to drink. Later, he made “inappropriate” comments to Martinez’s wife, and was confrontational with Sexton.

“All of a sudden, he clocked me in the left side of my face,” Sexton said. “Then a huge fight broke out.”

During the melee, Martinez broke a finger and later went to the hospital to have a cast put on his hand. Security guards eventually broke up the brawl. Police were called, but no arrests were made, according to hotel security.

“It was an unfortunate incident,” Sexton said. “We are not brawlers.”

The second story is the now Internet-famous story of a group of kids that “punk’d” Scott Stapp at a Denny’s. It’s full of failed booty calls, goofy pictures, and stolen breast implant receipts. The original story, on LiveJournal, is here, while the condensed version with lots of links and pictures is here at Encyclopedia Dramatica.

A quote from the LiveJournal eyewitness report:

Anyway, so the guy who was so spiritually affected by The Passion of the Christ is now hightailing it to Gainesville to tag a piece of ass he met in an airport bar. And he’s having his ghettotastic hootchie skanky Jersey girl sleaze of a sister drive him. Yes, Creed is making his sister drive him to the Gainesville Denny’s for a booty call.

Enjoy that one.

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Bret Michaels was shot at with a bb gun. He freaked out.

From the Boston Herald:

Hoping for “Nothin’ But a Good Time” from his invitation-only solo concert at The Rumbleseat on Nov. 21, Michaels, 42, a former paramour of Pamela Anderson, who has sold 22 million records, was allegedly fired on by a drive-by sniper while alone in the living quarters of his tour bus.

My favorite part about this article is how they do a lot to make Michaels sound like a real star — someone who has sold 22 million records and was a former paramour of Pamela Anderson.

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Wait… you thought the Scott Stapp stuff was done? Not so fast! He showed up drunk to some television show called Casino Cinema that I’ve never even heard of!

From the New York Daily News:

According to multiple sources on the set, the 32-year-old Stapp appeared intoxicated when he arrived at the show’s upper East Side studio and proceeded to terrorize hosts Beth Ostrosky and Steve Schirripa, the producers and the crew members alike with his boorish and vulgar antics on- and off-camera.

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Finally, AAA has graciously decided to start a Tippy Tow service for those of us who may be too drunk to drive this holiday season. This is pretty awesome, but it seems to be active in only Sioux Falls and Rapid City.

From the Argus Leader:

AAA will provide the free tow and ride for up to two people, no questions asked, within a 15-mile radius of where the person calls. The one catch is that AAA will only take the caller and his or her vehicle home.

To call for a Tipsy Tow, dial 800-AAA-HELP or 800-222-4357. The program, in its first year, runs from Friday through midnight Jan. 1.

Of course, as only the Argus Leader can, the headline reads: AAA offer tow service to people to drunk to drive

As Chris said yesterday when he noticed it – “The people at the Argus must be too drunk to write.”

Sorry, I guess that should be “to” drunk to write.


Comments: 1

Issues Considered: Linkage

My horrible luck

December 15th, 2005

I’ve become good luck, I think.

Seriously. It’s not much, but I bring good luck wherever I go.

I’ll explain (Yes please!)

I’ve been attending semi-professional sports contests for the past two years. These include at least ten Sioux Falls Skyforce games, a handful of Sioux Falls Stampede games, and one exhibition game between the Minnesota Timberwolves and the (hated) New York Knicks.

Here’s where I bring this “luck” I possess – the “home” team has yet to lose in the past two years when I’m in attendance.

It’s quite amazing, if you think about it, since Sioux Falls teams aren’t exactly known for winning. This past year, though, brought the Skyforce a CBA Championship and the Stampede a league leading 21-3 start. Even the Timberwolves at “home” won their exhibition game in the summer of 2004.

The bad thing for me is that this phenomenon carried over to the one game in which I rooted for the “away” team – Indiana Pacers vs. Minnesota Timberwolves at the Target Center in Minneapolis. The date was December 20th, 2003. The score? Minnesota 102, Indiana 80. Ron Artest and Jermaine O’Neal, Indiana’s All Stars that year, scored a combined 22 points. Kevin Garnett had 28 points, 9 rebounds, 6 assists, and 7 blocks on his way to an MVP season.

It was 53-31 at the half. By this time I had already slowly drifted into a hopeless depression.

I bring this up for two reasons. First, this Saturday Kerrie, our friend Amy, and I will attend the Skyforce vs. Idaho Stampede game. My guess is that the Skyforce will win again.

Second, Kerrie and I will join with Eric and Alyson, some of our Minneapolis friends, and get a nosebleed at the top of the Target Center in watching this year’s Pacers/Timberwolves game.

My only hope is that my luck will finally change.


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Issues Considered: Basketball, Sioux Falls Skyforce, Sports

What I’ve Been Reading — The Best of 2005

December 14th, 2005

With a great number of “end-of-the-year” book lists being spit out from the publishing and book reading world, I thought it would be fitting, with my monthly book column and all, to create my own addition. Thanks to Millions (A Blog about Books) I’ve been introduced to a never-ending stream of recommended and must-read titles through this months “Best of 2005” lists.

Of course, my book list tends to be a little redundant; nine of these ten books have already been covered on this site in my monthly “What I’ve Been Reading” column (formerly known as “My Very Own Polysyllabic Spree,” and more commonly referred to as “that great idea that I stole from Nick Hornby’s monthly Believer column”). In fact one of the two that wasn’t, Carroll’s The City Below, may or may not have actually been read this year. Truthfully, I can’t quite remember. If it wasn’t, then it was at least read in December 2004, and I’m going to count it.

Anyways, you’ll find that this isn’t the typical “best of 2005” list, mainly because most of these books weren’t published in 2005. Instead, this is the all-star cast from this years’ “What I’ve Been Reading” columns. If you want the “best of 2005,” you’ll have to look elsewhere – I’ve been too busy catching up on the “best of 2002-2004” to pay any attention to many newer books.

So with that disclaimer I present:

The best of “What I’ve Been Reading” in 2005.

These are in alphabetical order with (publication dates in parentheses.)

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Feet on the StreetRoy Blount Jr. – Feet on the Street (2005) — Reviewed April 2005
This is my favorite book ever written about or based in New Orleans. Okay, okay, that’s not as big of a claim as you’d think – I’ve read about five total books about or based in New Orleans – but I did like the book better than John Kennedy Toole’s Confederacy of Dunces, so it’s got that going for it. It’s also the best travel narrative I’ve read this year, and I’ve got a monstrous soft spot for travel narratives. That makes two marks in the “good” column for Roy Blount Jr.

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DryAugusten Burroughs — Dry (2004) — Reviewed September 2005
Never before have I found the demons of alcoholism more fascinating and, at times, inspiring than I did in Burroughs’s second memoir, Dry, the sequel to Running with Scissors. I indulged myself in Burroughs’ possibly exaggerated life through both books back to back, finding Dry to be a little more adult – and a little more believable. It also served to be a much more rewarding story than his younger exploits in Running with Scissors. Burroughs just has a way to make the most depressing life sound incredibly funny. Sometimes I’m wondering if I’m laughing because of or despite his hardships.

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The City BelowJames Carroll – The City Below (1996)
Set in Boston shortly a few years before, a few years during, and a few years after the JFK assassination, Carroll’s The City Below brings us to the dark depths of politics and organized crime in a city that’s split between the rich and the poor, the city and the outlying towns. Two brothers grow up and split ways: one a would-be Catholic priest turned Kennedy aide, the other a high level official in the city’s organized crime ring. This creates obvious friction when the two meet, and boy oh boy, do they meet. Regardless of whether I read it this year or not, it’s a great novel – the dark picture of a city I’ve always wanted to visit based in part on Boston’s history.

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The Final SolutionMichael Chabon – The Final Solution (2004) — Reviewed April 2005
I rediscovered the murder mystery this year. Okay, that has nothing to do with The Final Solution aside from one the identity of one characters’ past as a Sherlock Holmes’ inspired detective. The Final Solution tells the story of a young boy (mute, but with parrot) and the mystery behind a series of numbers that the parrot consistently rattles off. The detective, now retired, rouses himself into action to discover the meaning of the cryptic clues. Sounds good? It is. It’s short, too, so you’ll have no problem reading it over your holiday break.

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The Name of the RoseUmberto Eco – The Name of the Rose (1983) — Reviewed April 2005
I’ll admit, I struggled through this book. I attempted to start it twice before finally taking it on during my first month of “What I’ve Been Reading.” Once started, two things came to mind: 1. Italian and Latin words and phrases are featured enough to make some paragraphs unintelligible to my monolingual mind. 2. In writing The Name of the Rose, Eco manages to take a sleepy, boring, old abbey and scour its image with the smell of murder. Central to the story is a remarkable library and, even more remarkable, the monks that spend their lives illuminating some of the most treasured and hidden texts in the world. Bibliophilia, murder, philosophical ramblings on theology – this book made me seem way smarter than I actually am.

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A Long Way DownNick Hornby – A Long Way Down (2005) — Reviewed July 2005
Nick Hornby is brilliant with his voicing in A Long Way Down; each of the four main characters had their own say regarding every major event that happened after their failed suicides on New Years Day. Their group, consisting of a young bratty teenager, a former pop star-turned-tabloid wash out, an American garage rocker without a band (or girlfriend), and the mother of an adult vegetable. Hornby has a knack for speaking in voices that you wouldn’t expect from a balding British divorcee. No, I mean that in a good way.

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The Polysyllabic SpreeNick Hornby – The Polysyllabic Spree (2004) — Reviewed May 2005
Really, this is just a collection of the first 13 months of Hornby’s Believer articles. They’re all very smart, and funny, and I just can’t gush over them enough. He’s revolutionized the book review column; it’s much more interesting to read about a person’s buying and reading habits than it is to simply learn about the newest books. There truly is a natural progression in reading, and buying, books, and I believe that they should be reviewed as such.

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MoneyballMichael Lewis – Moneyball (2004) — Reviewed July 2005
I didn’t like baseball much before I read Moneyball, but Lewis’ book on the 2001-2003 Oakland A’s sure helped me along. Baseball is about numbers, over anything, and behind those numbers there needs to be someone that can juggle them. Enter Billy Beane, general manager (and bargain shopper) extraordinaire – a man that manages to build a contending team every year with very little in the way of financial backing. It’s right up there with David Halberstam’s Playing for Keeps as the greatest sports book I’ve ever read.

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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceJ.K. Rowling – Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2005) — Reviewed July 2005
Like I said in my review – there’s nothing I can say about this that hasn’t already been said before. Still, I bet I’ll find myself defending this selection over any of the others. Listen, a book can still be very good even if it’s directed towards kids and is incredibly (and I mean incredibly) popular. Go ahead and knock it – any series that can redefine children’s literature, cause me to lose hours of sleep, and encourage reading in kids that otherwise don’t care about books is a top ten book any year.

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East of EdenJohn Steinbeck – East of Eden (2003, originally published 1952) — Reviewed October 2005
Yeah, I was completely naïve to the appeal of Steinbeck. But I know now: he’s very good. In just one month, Steinbeck went from “the guy who wrote The Pearl and Of Mice and Men” to “literary genius and personal hero.” The characters in East of Eden grow out of one life and into the traditions that their parents and grandparents left for them, leaving two young men who know so little about their ancestors that they can’t help but fall into the same traps that their family has always known. It’s long, yes, but it’s an amazing work of literature that tops my “classic recommendations” list.

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Honorable Mentions: I’d be remiss without mentioning a few more books, the seven that barely fell off the list.

Bruce Sprinsteen’s Nebraska was reborn in Deliver Me From Nowhere (2005), by Tennessee Jones, a collection of short stories that outlines the tragic lives of the middle America’s poorest laborers and unemployed.

I re-lived my middle school Humanities class by reading the Seamus Heaney translation of Beowulf (2000) – an awesome epic poem that’s made even more awesome by its steadfastness throughout history.

You Shall Know Our Velocity! (2003) is a great David Eggers book, though it was flawed just enough to be maddening. If you want to read it, read a copy without the extra 50 pages in the middle, then go read the extra 50 pages upon completion. You’ll thank me later.

Ronald Wright’s A Short History of Progress (2005) helped me understand that we’re all destined to repeat the same mistakes as long as we don’t bother learning from them.

Edward Murrow’s life has been in the mainstream media lately thanks to the new movie Good Night and Good Luck, the story of his fight with Joseph McCarthy. Thanks to a blurb on NPR, I was harkened to pick up a copy of Bob Edwards’ biography on Murrow — Edward R. Murrow and the Birth of Broadcast Journalism (2004). I also read Walter Cronkite’s A Reporters Life, but the Edwards book was shorter and much more palatable.

David Sedaris is always good for a chuckle, and that chuckle always comes at the expense of himself or his dysfunctional family. This collection of short stories, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (2004), fails to disappoint.

Finally, I have to mention at least one of my newly purchased Pocket Penguins, and the winner is P.D. James’ Innocent House (2005), a excerpt from his full length novel Original Sin. It’s horribly good, but horrible itself at the same time – I just got into it and the excerpt ended. Now I’ve got to get the full-length version! Egad!

And just like that, I’m done. Those are the ten (plus extra) books I’ve enjoyed this past year.

Now, if you don’t mind, I’ve got to get started on next year’s list.


Comments: 3

Issues Considered: Books, Literature, What I've Been Reading

The final straw

December 13th, 2005

I was working on my “What I’ve Been Reading” Best of 2005 list, but I just couldn’t stay quiet about this any longer.

Ron Artest. You want to be traded? Good. Go Away.

I’ll never claim to be an impartial basketball fan – I’ll always sway towards the Indiana Pacers, just like Eric will always sway towards the Minnesota Timberwolves and Kerrie will sway towards the Phoenix Suns. It’s part of being a fan.

So it’s not a surprise that when someone decides to turn their back on my favorite team, I prepare to bid them adieu.

Which is exactly what Ron Artest is doing. I’m not surprised; I’ve been waiting for this for months.

From ESPN.com:

“I still think my past haunts me here,” Artest told the Star. “I think somewhere else I’m starting fresh. I’m coming in with baggage but people already know about it and how I’m going to be. Either they’re going to be for me or they’re not going to trade for me. Here I think my past haunts me.

Please. Artest needs to cut the martyr act. He wants out, but he doesn’t want to look like the bad guy. He wants to be the top dog on a team, and he’ll never make it that high playing alongside Jermaine O’Neal. He’s trying to force his way off the team by acting like the scapegoat, the victim, the tortured soul that only wants his team to be successful.

Ron? You are the best defensive player in the league. You are leading the league in steals. You’re averaging nearly 20 points per game. Many of the basketball media consider you the best two-way player in the league. You’re on a perennial contender, one of the top four teams in the league. Why do you think the Pacers would be better off with you?

Additionally, your team stood by you last year when you went crazy and got yourself kicked out of the league for 72 games. They rallied around your cause and managed to take the Pistons to a sixth game in the second round despite missing the reining Defensive Player of the Year due to suspensions and half of the rest of the team due to injuries. Your actions, in my opinion, single handedly cost the Pacers their shot at the NBA Championship. They cost Reggie Miller his last shot at the title. To think that the team still accepts you into the fold is mind-boggling.

ESPN.com

“I think I cause a lot of problems here,” Artest told the Star in a one-on-one interview Saturday; the story first appeared on the newspaper’s Web site. “If the trade rumors, if there is any truth — maybe it won’t be a bad thing. They probably could win more games without me.”

Oh? The trade rumors? You mean, you asked for a trade, and now you’re saying that they’re all rumors? Come on.

The Pacers, truthfully, don’t need Artest. They could trade him nearly anywhere for less than what he’s worth and lose the distraction, the head-case, the instigator, and the time-bomb of their team all at the same time. Pacers CEO Donnie Walsh has already said he’s shopping Artest around. Good. Artest just asked for a trade, and Donnie will oblige.

Do you think Walsh or GM Larry Bird will send Artest to a good team? No. Don’t kid yourself. He’s not going to send a player that good to a team that will contend against the Pacers anytime soon. They’ll trade him to the Hawks and get Al Harrington back. Or to the Raptors for Mike James and picks. Or to the Knicks for Quentin Richardson and Malik Rose.

I say send him where he belongs – the Portland ‘Jail’blazers. Send back Darius Miles, or one of those three point guards that are always injured. Hell, just send a future draft pick – the Pacers will be fine with Greg Oden or OJ Mayo down the line.

Regardless, just send him anywhere. He’s worn out his welcome in Indiana. Maybe he can be someone else’s problem.

That’s the only way he’ll ever stop being a problem to the Pacers.


Comments: 19

Issues Considered: Basketball, Indiana Pacers, Sports