Vilhauer. Corey Vilhauer.

March 23rd, 2006

Thanks to MySpace, I’ve become quite familiar with the wide spectrum of “quizzes,” most of which spell out exactly how well you kiss, how “freaky” you may be, and additionally, how hot you are in the sack.

Of course, every once in a while a quiz pops out at me, and it took this one (sent to everyone by my good friend Jimmy P.) to realize my full potential.

Which Action Hero would I be? Why, Bond himself.

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You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6′s best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license’s to kill. He doesn’t care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007 71%
Captain Jack Sparrow 63%
Maximus 63%
Neo, the "One" 58%
Indiana Jones 54%
Lara Croft 46%
The Amazing Spider-Man 46%
William Wallace 42%
Batman, the Dark Knight 33%
The Terminator 33%
El Zorro 29%

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That’s too bad — I always pictured myself as Indiana Jones — the history loving archaeologist that just happens to hate — hate! — the Nazis.

And snakes.

Oh well — James Bond is witty, intelligent, and incredibly attractive. Not only do I get to save the world, but I also get all the hotties now. Go MySpace!


Issues Considered: Random

4 Responses to “Vilhauer. Corey Vilhauer.”

  1. Dave says:

    You scored as Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He’s tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.

    Indiana Jones 92%
    Lara Croft 79%
    Captain Jack Sparrow 75%
    Batman, the Dark Knight 67%
    The Terminator 63%
    Neo, the "One" 63%
    Maximus 58%
    James Bond, Agent 007 58%
    The Amazing Spider-Man 54%
    El Zorro 50%
    William Wallace 50%
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  2. Show off.

    Anyway, I always figured you’d be more like Lara Croft — pretty close, she was #2.

  3. Dstad says:

    You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

    As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

    Batman, the Dark Knight 63%
    The Amazing Spider-Man 63%
    The Terminator 58%
    Lara Croft 54%
    Indiana Jones 54%
    Captain Jack Sparrow 50%
    James Bond, Agent 007 46%
    Maximus 42%
    Neo, the “One” 38%
    William Wallace 38%
    El Zorro 33%

  4. dawnne says:

    i kinda thought my “Neo” score would have been higher. there is no spoon, after all. but at least the quiz reflected my disdain for tight pants…

    You scored as James Bond, Agent 007.

    James Bond is MI6′s best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license’s to kill. He doesn’t care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

    James Bond, Agent 007 88%
    William Wallace 67%
    Neo, the “One” 63%
    Indiana Jones 58%
    El Zorro 58%
    Lara Croft 54%
    Maximus 54%
    The Amazing Spider-Man 50%
    Captain Jack Sparrow 50%
    The Terminator 38%
    Batman, the Dark Knight 33%

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