Professional persistance always wins

March 17th, 2006

Guess what I’m getting paid to do now?

Go on. Guess.

On April 3rd, I will be embarking on a new career – a change from my never-ending struggle to write for a living. I’ll be entering the seedy world of advertising, the relentlessly horrible underbelly of writing.

Here’s the thing though: this is a perfect fit.

I’ve never aspired to write the Great American Novel. The G.A.N. isn’t what I do. I don’t have the attention span, or the ability to fill line after line with descriptions of a wheat field or a gentle ocean wave. I have literary A.D.D. – I’m only comfortable writing less than three pages of text in one sitting.

This blog has been perfect for that. My thoughts can be short, to the point, concise. Copywriting is the same thing except shorter, more to the point, more concise.

This has been an odd journey for me. I left college with the intention of becoming a teacher. I subbed for a long time (in between being denied jobs in three different states) and eventually took up working at a relay call center to help pay the bills.

Somehow my intentions switched. I began writing, enjoyed it, and cursed myself for not pursuing something that I knew I was talented at in college. I quit the subbing circuit to become a low-level business manager because, well, it was available. Chalk up career change number one.

I held steady at the relay center as a manager – Team Leader, specifically – for nearly two years. I enjoyed my work there, at times, and became frustrated with the executive structure and changes in policies during others, but I do have to say I learned a lot. Unfortunately, I wasn’t designed to be a call center manager. I wasn’t designed to be on any executive track.

I was designed to be a writer. I know that this is my purpose in life, to sound cheesy and philosophical about it.

And now, officially, I am.

I know that the world of copywriting isn’t necessarily glamorous. That’s fine with me. I’m not going into this career with my eyes on being some famous advertising personality. I’m not looking to rewrite the rules of language, or to blow everyone away with some style unknown to anyone B.V. (Before Vilhauer). If during that happens during the process, so be it. I’m doing this because I have a love for words. Because I’m ready to learn more about language. About design. About radio, television, magazines, punctuation, spelling, style, and syntax. Because this is my passion, and I know now that it always has been.

So, thanks to some persistence and an opportunity that I couldn’t pass up, I now work for HenkinSchultz. My supervisor to be is already a visitor to this blog (Hi Clara!) so she’ll hopefully be glad to see me get some free plugs out there.

I’m excited for this. I really am. And, as you might expect, I won’t be talking much about it in the future. Work and blogs don’t mix. I never talked specifically about CSD Relay, and I’ll never talk specifically about HenkinSchultz – I can’t. Clients have privacy rights too.

So with that, congratulations to me.

It’s St. Patrick’s day. Who needs a drink?


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Issues Considered: Career

Doug on Ports

March 17th, 2006

Finally!

After a brief hiatus, Misc.Asst. is back up with a nice rant from D.B. Rost on self-promoting and anti-terrorist views regarding the Dubai Ports World deal.

What happened next is mind-blowing. Congressmen from both sides of the aisle starting speaking out against DPW controlling these ports and Bush’s decision to support them. I don’t mean that it blows my mind that Democrats would grow spines and speak out against Bush’s decision or even that staunch supporters from his own party decided to buck six years of cow-towing to the president. What pisses me off is the reasons that they give for not wanting DPW to control these ports.

Go check it out!


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The NCAA Tournament 3-4:30

March 16th, 2006

Whew. That’s it, the sixth straight hour of college basketball.

I’m going to take a break now, mainly because the news is on soon. This ends the live-blogging portion of the tournament. I’ve got an important meeting tomorrow, and I’ve got some important drinking to do later on. It will be St. Patrick’s Day, after all. And I got bored anyway.

Regardless, Go UConn! Make me look smart!


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Issues Considered: Basketball, Sports

The NCAA Tournament 1-3

March 16th, 2006

Yes, it’s already been two hours. Can you believe it?


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The NCAA Tournament 11-1

March 16th, 2006

Because these are long, I’m going to just link to these entries in an effort to keep my front page from getting too cluttered.

You’ll thank me when you realize that eight hours of live-blogging gets pretty tedious to look at.

And with that, on to the games!

11:00 – I’m ready. I’m waiting. Games start, apparently, in half an hour. And so, for the next few minutes, I’m going to be forced to watch the mid-day local news. It’s not much, I tell you – in fact, it’s quite bad.

If you want an idea about what our news consisted of today, here it is: Sexual Assault, Porn Sites Using .xxx instead of .com, Three Mentions of THE NCAA Tournament (coming up next!)

Sigh.

I’m a little jittery – Caribou Coffee opened today in our town, and so I’ve been drinking coffee since 7. This local news is quite effectively giving me the shakes, though it could be the coffee.

Brian Karstens doesn’t look any older with glasses on. Just so you know.

11:04 – I never knew that UPN was a sister station of KELO – the 6 and 10 o’clock news will be featured there, giving UPN it’s first credible programming since… well… ever.

11:08 – I recognize only one of these three studio personalities: Greg Gumble. They are, however, all wearing nearly identical black suits with white pinstripes, the only difference being the width of their pinstripes. I wonder if this was a pre-conceived idea. Or, this could have been spite. I see the three of them having a conference call conversation about their suits, ending in an argument: “I think I’ll wear my black pinstripe suit,” quickly turns into “Greg, you look fat in pinstripes and you should probably just wear a clown outfit. Maybe you should ask your brother for a little personality, and (additionally) a little fashion sense.”

11:17 – Seton Hall vs. Wichita State (My pick: Wichita State). Why Wichita State? No idea – I know nearly nothing about college basketball, as you will find throughout my live blog. The majority of my tournament picks have little to do with knowledge and more to do with whichever sports pundit made the more convincing argument. I’m not college basketball guru, so I pick on “feel” more than “skill.”

11:21 – We’ve switched to UW-Milwaukee vs. Oklahoma (Oklahoma). I have Oklahoma losing to Florida in the second round. My first great observation: the stands in this Jacksonville arena are empty. I mean, there are huge open spots. This could be Dakota Wizards vs. Albany Platoons for all I know.

11:28 – Oklahoma is starting off horribly: incredibly sloppy, incredibly bad shooting – I’m already starting to doubt my picks. Maybe the pundits were right; UW is a darling sweetheart underdog.

This also presents the second time I’ve seen the Applebee’s “Guy drinks the Kung Pow Chicken sauce shot” commercial. I already hate it.

11:45 – My coffee has left my system. Oklahoma tied the game, looked great, and now is slacking again. Meanwhile, Wichita State is up by 13, and I’m feeling rather smart about that pick.

Pacific vs. Boston College (Boston College) has also just started, with Boston College looking pretty impressive (according to Greg Gumble). And with that, we’re back to OK/UW-M, with Oklahoma looking good again. Make up your mind, dudes.

11:58 – Watching this Oklahoma team is maddening – every fast break seems to be squashed by a turnover or foul. Why can’t I watch the Boston College/Pacific game? Just because Wisconsin is a central state? Bah! I want to feel like I know something about the Boston College team that I picked to go to the Final Four. Bah!

12:01 – Almost as if they heard me complaining, Oklahoma had another basket negated by a traveling violation. Is it too late for me to change my pick?

12:03 – I wish we had a Sonic, so I could have to tater tots.

12:12 – Just a thought on today and tomorrow. I’m not sure that there is a better day for a sports fan than the first round of the NCAA Tournament. Think about it. You’ve got basketball for nearly ten hours a day. Because of tournament bracket pools, nearly everyone who cares has a vested interest in the outcome of every game. Even if a pool participant has no idea about the two teams involved in a game, they at least get to root for the team they picked.

On top of this, the fact that it happens on a Thursday and Friday serves as either an excuse to take two days off or an added bonus (as in my case) of already having the two days open. It’s as close to a holiday as you can get in sports, and it’s the best playoff method overall.

There are stories, there are buzzer beaters, and there are Cinderella stories. There are 64 teams that, regardless of their true talent, have a shot at winning the tournament. For some it’s just an honor to be there. For others, it’s a disappointment if they don’t make the Final Four.

Regardless, there’s nothing better.

Oh, and Oklahoma has come back – they trail by only two at halftime. See? There’s a frustrating stress involved as well.

12:17 – We’re going to Boston College/Pacific, where Pacific has tied the game at 28. This would bust a lot of brackets if Pacific could hang on and keep this pace up. I hope not, because I want to sound incredibly smart when I tell people that I picked BC. Of course, as I said before, I’m practically making up any reasons I have.

12:25 – Charles Barkley will be on The Late Show tonight. I wonder if he’ll bad mouth Ron Artest like he did for Artest’s last two years in Indiana.

Not that I have any problem with that anymore. I’m just saying.

12:32 – Cox Arena in San Diego Arena has been evacuated because of a suspicious package that was found unattended in the building. They showed a shot of the building, empty, and one thing came to mind.

Why do they have the camera on in an empty building? Was that something that the network asked for before the camera operator left? “Hey, Hal, before you evacuate, could you leave the camera on and point it at the empty arena floor?” What is the point of that aside from being able to show the “empty arena” shot? Is that something that they learn in trade school?

The game is supposed to start at 2-something (1-something, CST) so we’ll see if they can get the building checked out on time and the people back in. Regardless, this is either a stupid prank or an over protective security force. I’d go for the “stupid prank” route.

12:38 – We’re back from half-time, and we’ve got two close games and one blowout. Not bad, actually. I’m pretty happy with the results so far, especially since I’ve embraced Oklahoma again. Don’t worry, I’ll hate them again soon. It’s guaranteed.

I’m hungry – I’ll find something to eat.

12:56 – And just like that, I hate Oklahoma again. A non-call for interference was the best thing to happen over a stretch that included two offensive fouls and a horrible missed pass. A tie game has turned into nine-point lead for UW-Mil.

My pizza’s done. Just in time for me to quit on one of my picks.


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Another tourney starts

March 16th, 2006

Today is the day.

Today, Thursday, March 15th, is my first ever “full day off to watch the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament.” I’m pretty excited – not for any specific games, but for the idea that I’m off and I don’t have anything to do. I’m on my own until 7 tonight, and you can bet I’ll be doing one thing during that time.

Watching college basketball.

Some things are different from last year. First of all, I’ll have all of my work’s brackets entered before the games start. That leaves me with nothing but basketball to focus my attention on. The couch is clean, the desk is cleared off, and I’ve got nothing to distract me from my eight hours of sports.

Last year we had cable. This year I’m blessed to watch the tournament on CBS – one of the few channels that come in clearly. Last year I had the flu during the first two days. This year I’m off on both days because I work this weekend. Last year my blog was just starting.

This year, my blog is going to be part of the festivities.

Since this is going to be an all day event, I’ve decided to do a little blogging during the commercials, lulls in game play, and overall boring blowouts. Every two hours, I’ll post. There’s nothing that will excite you more than the Black Marks on Wood Pulp NCAA Tournament running blog.

Some things to keep in mind: first of all – regardless of how much I’d like to, I can’t bring myself to start drinking beer until at least 1:00 PM CST. I’ll be unable to look myself in the mirror if I start any earlier than that because, let’s face it, I’m gonna be drinking by myself unless I can convince someone to come watch the games with me: a task that was unsuccessful this past weekend. Also, I’ve got a little pride at stake – I’d like to win the office pool this year. Of course, there’s no money on the line since (unfortunately) that is illegal. Instead, I’ll be playing for the same thing our bi-monthly poker games offer: the chance to say “Yeah! I’m a Winner!”

For those who are curious, my brackets include only a few upsets, though the ones I’ve picked I’m rather confident will come true. My Final Four consists of Duke meeting UCLA and Connecticut facing Boston College, with Connecticut beating UCLA in the finals. Brash, risky, stupid – all of these words could apply. But at least I’m not the hundredth person at my work picking a Duke vs. Villanova final.

So, with that, let me sit back and start watching the pre-game. It’s nearly 11:00, and I’m ready for some f’n basketball.

See ya in a few hours.


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Issues Considered: Basketball, Sports

Atmosphere

March 15th, 2006

Last night my eyes were opened – a new kind of show was introduced to me, and I loved it. Hip-hop. Rap. More specifically, Atmosphere.

It was great.

I’ve never been much of a hip-hop/rap fan, primarily because I hadn’t been exposed to much of the genre. It took me quite a while, actually, to embrace the music. I cut my teeth on A Tribe Called Quest and the Beastie Boys in college, but started a few years before with the ultra-popular Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. Everyone listened to gangster rap, and I was no different.

I moved along to the mostly indie sound of Tribe and Beastie Boys in college because it was somewhat familiar; I had a friend that listened to Midnight Marauders and Ill Communication constantly in high school. Things never really wavered from those two groups, though. I was too involved in discovering indie rock and Brit-pop to give much thought to anything with any semblance of a beat.

As college rolled along I did pick up a few more groups – mainstream stuff: the solo projects from the Fugees crew, Jurassic Five, The Roots. Hip-hop artists with more beats than “broads” – more substance, less posing. Eventually I desired an entire hip-hop collection – one that I could use to give the genre a little more prominence in my life.

Which brings us to now. Kerrie requested some hip-hop from our friend Mary. Mary responded with a CD of hip-hop artists with an indie mentality: Atmosphere, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock. Since then, it’s become a habit. I’ve added some bigger names to my arsenal – Outkast, Common, Jay-Z – but I’ve become a true fan of the small label, no nonsense artists. The ones that make hip-hop more than just a vehicle for wealth accrual and sexual acts.

To me, Atmosphere is at the top of this group. Last night’s show revitalized any notion I had about seeing hip-hop live. Where I was unimpressed with other groups, Atmosphere took the place apart – an incredibly healthy mix of ego and self-effacement. “I’m the best” would be mixed with “Please step back so the people in front aren’t crushed.” When a group of young girls got on stage to grind, Slug told them to get down, saying later that he appreciated having women at his shows, but wants them to be more than eye-candy.

Simply put, Atmosphere is all I’ve ever wanted in a hip-hop outfit – indie values, progressive politics, a warm embrace for the central states, and incredible word play. Self-depricating, but incredibly bold. And a live show that, regardless of how well I knew the words, blew me away.

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A few more words on the show last night. Soulcrate Music, for some reason, seems to be my favorite artist that I’ve never seen. Sure, I’m friends – well, good acquaintances – with one of the members, but they seem like they’d be good. One of these days I’ll actually show up in time to see them play. Until then, you should check them out. Tell me what I’m missing.

Second, no one puts more work into promoting shows (and arguing with security when they suddenly turn the lights on in the middle of a set) than Jayson Weihs. Just remember, Jayson – I was the one that added that “y” to your name!

I’m not just saying that because he let us in for half-price, either. It helps to know the promoter, even when you’re too old to still feel comfortable at shows.

Finally, I ran into a friend of mine that is starting to scan and color some of his comics. His name, at MySpace, is Samtron, and you should check out his site in anticipation of some great artwork. Again, this is not just because I’m going to be a character. This is just because he’s my friend, and in no way because I do what I can to self-promote whenever I can.


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Issues Considered: Concerts, Music