Baptised by neon

June 30th, 2008

Take an old paint store. Fill it with movies. Lots of movies. Thousands of movies.

No, no. Not in any order. Just put them anywhere. Organize them by genre, but that’s it.

Vaguely update the sign. Sure, keep those neon paint cans. Reorganize some of the letters to spell “Fun.” Wait, no “F?” Go ahead and cut that “R” into shape. There you go. Perfect.

The Minnesota Avenue Video Mania Store (via Video Mania home page)

Fill the window with large plants. Make the floor layout like a maze. Hire only the dirtiest looking people. Use the upstairs for porn. No, not the softcore stuff you can get on Cinemax – we’re talking the real thing. Go ahead. Put it all upstairs. While you’re at it, advertise a 365-day-a-year adult movie sale. After all, you need to keep the product fresh.

Did I mention having the movies in no order whatsoever? That’s important.

Perfect. Welcome to Video Mania. Or, to be specific, Video Mania Store 4 – The Fun Store.

But don’t stick around too long. It’s the only Video Mania remaining. And it’s closing.

Located right on Minnesota, The Fun Store was the most visible of Video Mania’s four stores and, for as long as I can remember, it’s most successful. It was one of the first video stores in the area to feature DVDs (hence, their claim as the city’s DVD Store) and when DVD rentals dipped, they became one of the only real Internet cafes in town.

Aside from this, they are best known for being a scary, sketchy chain of businesses. Video Mania was famous for not caring much about looking good. The most common fixture is duct-taped carpet. It’s staff could be more “escaped convict” than “friendly smile.” It’s where you went for a cheap movie. It’s where you went when your Blockbuster card had late fees.

And though the store was filthy, the staff unresponsive and the films unorganized, and though they’ve tried renting inflatable animals, video cameras and Internet access long after the industry was viable, Video Mania is still legendary. Legendary in the same way an old, failing bar with a cantankerous bartender is legendary, or a mangy cat with too many years. In a way that requires patience, that demands back story, that looks for a special kind of insider knowledge.

Legendary in its rundown nature. Legendary because it was here first, and because there are memories housed within its failing frame.

As a kid, I lived just blocks from Video Mania. And, as an avid Nintendo junkie, I was in love with the store for its revolutionary ideas.

Like 33-MARIO, the local phone number to see what new video game titles had arrived. (The recordings, always done by the store owner, Harlan, frequently referred to Ms. Pac-Man as “M.S. Pac-Man.”)

Or the Hourly-Arcade, a line of video game systems set up like an arcade, with hourly rates – a smorgasbord of choices, a way to keep us kids out of our parents hair.

Video Mania was the first place that bought and sold used video games in Sioux Falls. It was an early adopter of live, webcams, regardless of their relevance. It filled its walls with unclassifiable films and games; the kind that you couldn’t find anywhere else. Its selection was wildly varied, spanning the entire length of recorded film. Old, new, it all melded together, making each visit a certifiable treasure hunt, with only an old, very basic computer available to aid you in your search. It was dirty, and mean, and gross. But it was fun. And it was mine.

One by one, each Video Mania location has closed, their doors barred by a new breed of video store – one that catered to the clean, to the easy, to those who only wanted to watch new movies and had little time for searching or, in most cases, true aesthetics – and a new wave of online DVD delivery. In addition, the owner’s frequent troubles with newspaper vending machines has led to numerous fines and a heightened state of agitation. The lease on the second-to-last store was not renewed, and continued pressure has forced Harlan out.

Regardless of the reasons, Video Mania, now with just one location remaining, seemingly on life support for years, is having its plug pulled. Dutch Auctions have begun, with the stock being sold off to the first people to find the right value.

My dream? To go down during its last days and see if those neon letters are still for sale. The letters that broadcast the business’s frugality, their inattention to detail, their rock-bottom nature. That “F,” lovingly crafted from an “R,” the first letter in a grand promise – that inside those doors, through those plants, around the documentary section and into the back, would be a world of fun.

My fear, though, is that the building will be torn down, ground into rubble and forgotten. Another chapter in Sioux Falls local business torn away from the bindings, like so many others before.

With the “FUN” left to rust. With all of its filthy charms left to die.


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Issues Considered: Movies, Sioux Falls

The CSA: Week 5

June 29th, 2008

For six summers, we have blindly thrown our trust into nature’s ability to produce full-grown vegetable plants out of nothing but seeds and sprouts.

We have counted on having lettuce and peppers and zucchini and tomatoes. We have counted the radishes and bathed in carrots. We have rearranged our yard, moving rocks and laying railroad ties and creating gardens where there once was none.

Yet, every year, part of our trust is bashed. Thrown against the chain link fence. Stomped on by steel cleats. Dug out with a trowel and left to wither in the sun, to be chopped up in lawn mower, to decompose back into the earth.

And as decomposed plants turn into the minerals that ultimately help new growth, our trust is always renewed, with each new spring serving as a kind of Green Thumb Aphrodisiac, convincing us that, yes, once again, we can do this; pests and drought and blight and attention be damned!

I’m talking about our garden. And this year, it’s fighting for its life.

Not all of it, mind you. There are always parts of the garden that will succeed despite the pests that attack it. The radishes always sprout and are plentiful, the cucumbers will continue to grow, the tomatoes are planted in abundance to guarantee at least a small harvest. But others always seem to be foiled.

Ask our peas, which this year (in the middle of a strong sprouting) were picked over by birds. Or our beets, which last year suffered from a lack of water and this year suffer from a lack of, well, a top (the birds are to blame, again.) Some seeds have always been too deep. Others, regardless of the fence or whirligig flowers, are picked over by the neighborhood pests – the rabbits and birds that are only safe because we haven’t purchased a bb gun and (more importantly) because a child has moved in across the yard.

It sounds dire, but it’s typical. We are gung ho about the opening of garden season, but see our attention wane as the days become hotter, as we become accustomed to waiting, as we see the plants seemingly doing well on their own.

The tomatoes will flourish, as always. The cucumbers will grow, and we will be pickling long throughout the summer. We have a hint of lettuce. And, naturally, we have more radishes than we know what to do with.

I didn’t make it to the Farmer’s Market this Saturday – Kerrie and her mom and Sierra made the trip without me, as I stayed behind to get some housework done. I do know that, upon their return, the holes in our garden were filled. Our weekly single kohlrabi root, a plethora of radishes, beets of two colors and more onions showed up at our door. At this rate, we’ll hardly miss the kale (and the beets, and the carrots, and the peas) that failed from our own garden.

Which means, as last week, more tasty salads, more egg salad with fresh onion, more radishes as snacks. Our haul:
Kohlrabi
Green onions
Red onions
Radishes
Beets
Yellow Beets

The replacement is okay. If anything, our garden will slowly transfer into a large tomato garden. Instead, we’ll just rely on someone else – someone more attentive, with nothing but our vegetables on our mind – to produce our crops.

In the meantime, we’ll just eat more radishes.


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Issues Considered: Food, Sioux Falls

16-Page Read: Hug

June 25th, 2008

I have a favorite book. Kerrie has a favorite book. Chances are, all of us as adults have favorite books, and those favorite books aren’t the same as our favorite books from when we were 15. Or 10. Or five.

16-Page Read

Hug by Jez Alborough

We weren’t always in possession of a favorite book though.

Think about it. We weren’t born with a favorite book. Likely, no one remembers their first favorite book.

Regardless, we had one. At sometime during our first year, we grabbed a hold of a book and claimed it as our own, selecting it above all others as “favorite,” and though we may not have cognitively known the importance of our selection, and though we may not have even been conscious of the fact that it was a book at all, it became our favorite.

HugI bring this up because Sierra now has a favorite book.

All I can do is beam, really. I think it’s so cool – my little girl, enjoying books. It wasn’t that long ago that it seemed like she was done with books, for a while at least. But now, here she is, enjoying books. (Enjoying. Not reading. Reading would actually involve a working knowledge of words an concepts.)

She sits on the floor, grabbing books, ripping them open, making little excited sounds and holding them up to us. She enjoys sitting in our lap and pointing at the pictures. At times, it seems like she “gets” what’s going on. She’s on that precipice, staring over the edge, ready to jump into reading like her parents and her grandparents before her.

So yeah, she enjoys books. But of all the books she has, she especially enjoys Hug by Jez Alborough.

Hug is everything you want a children’s book to be – easy to read, simple, a little emotional, a lot of fun. It follows a baby gorilla – Bobo – in his search for his mother.

I’m not going to lie. This book can be heartbreaking. It tugs on all of my parental heartstrings. After all, Bobo has lost his mother, his safety net, his giver of hugs. And as he sees each pair of animals, he is reminded of that loss – what begins as a happy recognition becomes a sad tale of remembrance, a sadness that can only be cured by a hug of his own.

Bobo views each hug (performed by a continuing cast of jungle animals) with growing panic until, finally, in a flood of tears, he cries out for a hug of his own. His mother arrives, everyone hugs, then everyone hugs again, then everyone hugs in an inter-species group hug, and everything ends happily.

So you’ve got diversity. You’ve got real feelings. Best of all, you’ve only got three words (“hug,” “Mommy,” and “Bobo.”)

More than that, you’ve got a book that manages to affect us as parents, the idea of our children being lost without us, searching for nothing more than a hug. The only thing I can ever think of doing after reading Hug is to reach down, give Sierra a hug of her own, and start again. We’ll read it two or three times through, and a hug is given at the culmination of each reading.

Maybe that’s why it’s her favorite. And maybe that’s why, after 11 months of reading children’s books, it’s quickly becoming one of mine.


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Issues Considered: 16-Page Read, Books, Sierra

A thousand words from perfection

June 25th, 2008

F-stop. Aperture. Lighting. Shutter speed. ISO. It’s like a whole new language, this photography business, one filled with words that aren’t just difficult to understand – they’re difficult to implement. Concepts that take a second sense, on-the-fly adjustments to create perfect images, color checks and lens switches and do we need a tripod or not oh well let’s just see if we can be steady enough with our hands alone.

And then, just like that, you get a photo with perfect framing and great lighting and a sharp focus and superb depth-of-field. It happens for us at a 5% rate, I’d say – the perfect timing with the perfect settings. It seems so worth it, at that point.

It’s been two weeks since Kerrie and I bought our new toy, the Canon EOS XTi. It’s been fun – options are amazing, which will come as no surprise to those who have switched from a simple point and shoot to a full digital SLR. We can actually set depth of field, play around with lighting and create better pictures. Even pictures taken on auto look better.

But I know it could be more. Let’s just say I can’t quite leave well enough alone.

I already want to buy a different lens (lower aperture, please – f1.2 would be nice, f1.8 would be acceptable). It means I want to play around with filters, even though I don’t know how to use them.

Most importantly, now that we’ve got the most basic of basics down, and now that my Flickr account is filled with several dozen of our own pictures, I want the marginal images – the ones I think are nearly there – to become just as artistic as the classics.

In other words, it’s time to tackle Photoshop processing. And this, my friends, might be the hardest thing I learn with photography.

A semi-successful picture can be made good with increased contrast or a slight vignette; a great picture can become a thing of beauty. But the ins and outs of this post-processing isn’t something that can be learned overnight, a frustrating thing to someone like me who longs to be proficient immediately, to be pumping out “favorite” worthy images on day one, who has no patience for the typical.

It’s this drive that fuels my desire. It doesn’t come often, but when a passion is born so quickly – when an all-encompassing hobbies is taken on, the type that leads to more and more and more, one that adds parts and skills and knowledge on an almost daily basis – it pushes me to become better. It’s what drove me to write. It’s what drove me to read more. And now, it’s what’s driving me to the art of photography.

To capture life. To recreate moments in a way that is truly unforgettable. And to help fuel a creativity that, at times, not even a thousand words can fulfill.


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Issues Considered: Photography

Swallowing small amounts of saliva

June 23rd, 2008

“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” – George Carlin

George CarlinSome comedians depend on physical humor. Some search for political twists or pop culture foibles. Some just try to be cute.

George Carlin was simply real.

He took the inconsistencies of language and turned them upside-down. He made logical and crucial observations on life in our country and made us realize that, at times, no jokes were needed – at times our country could be screwed up enough as it was.

He made words funny. Not jokes. But words. A linguist, a talker, a thinker. He was smart before it was cool, counter culture before it became a way of life. You could tell that he spent every minute of every day thinking. Thinking about life. Thinking about words. Thinking.

Imagine that – a comedian that made you think.

It was more than the seven that got him arrested. Every word was genius, every thought well-crafted. From tame to curmudgeon, he was the best voice on the comedy stage. And, in his own words, he lived by the creed that it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I’d say we’d miss him. But his words and his personality transcend his death. His influence on million – including myself – lives on even in his absence. And best of all, he’s left us enough material to last us decades.

Goodbye, Rufus. Good luck crossing that final line.

“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” – George Carlin


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Issues Considered: Random, Words

The CSA: Week 4

June 21st, 2008

One thing that’s great about visiting the Farmers Market each week is the comfortableness that comes with recognizing return vendors. It’s the same feeling you get when you go to your neighborhood bar and the bartender starts mixing your drink, or when you go to the bakery and get a rousing hello from the staff.

It doesn’t happen often anymore – in my life, it hardly happens at all. So I enjoy each return acquaintance. Even if I never actually talk to them (which I don’t) they’re always there. Always selling the same stuff, always watching the same people browse through the same stock.

Jars outside the Goosemobile

Like the people who sell aquatic plants, a niche market if there ever was one. They have water lilies and water lettuce and tons of things that would be useful if we had, you know, a pond.

This week I noticed that they sell carnivorous plants. Actual carnivorous plants. Like, Venus fly traps and pitcher plants and all of those crazy plants you thought only lived in the Amazon forests and couldn’t survive outside of an arid heat that produces the monster insects it needs to survive. But here they were – $10 a piece, ready to take home and plant next to your tomatoes.

(Which, by the way, probably isn’t the best place to plant them.)

Another welcome site – especially now that I’ve switched allegiances and joined the omnivore team – is the Goosemobile: a dark trailer filled with freezers, each lovingly stocked with free range, organic meats, from pork to beef, chicken to whatever parts are left over.

Kerrie buys eggs from the Goosemobile every once in a while, so it wasn’t a new experience by any means. But with the expanded menu, the Goosemobile – and the woman who keeps it alive – has reached a more prominent place on my radar. She sells nearly everything you could think of, and is proud to have never received a bad check. No, really. It’s right there on her order forms – she has never received a bad check. Ever.

In a time when most meats are handed out in spotless, sterilized butcher shops or the cold confines of the supermarket, it’s refreshing to find something like the Goosemobile – a full-service meat van, decorated with an array of country knick-knacks, with jellies and quilts adorning the outside tables and customers lining up to order a couple dozen eggs or free range chicken breasts. It’s friendly. Functional. Down-home, and perfect for the scene. She’s a mainstay at the Farmers Market, and I look forward to getting to know her.

Oh yeah – the CSA. We got many of the same veggies, with the addition of yellow beets. Last week’s veggies were used mainly in salads and muffins (we have rhubarb coming out of our ears, so thankfully that crop has petered out). We did use the onions in a phillo dough casserole that also included ricotta cheese and spinach. For this week, we’re looking at creative ways to use:
Kohlrabi
Green onions
Radishes
Lettuce
Beets
Yellow Beets

I’d add it to my organically raised, antibiotic-free, free range chicken breasts, but they won’t be in for another two weeks.

The Goosemobile, however, will be there next week. Just like it always has been. Just like it always will.


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Issues Considered: Food, Sioux Falls

Trouble a’brewin’

June 20th, 2008

Sierra is just weeks away from taking her first steps. And, for some reason, we’re helping her along – knowing full well that our life will pick up a few gears in terms of chasing her around the house.

Sierra walking

Sierra, Devious.

That look in her eye? She knows what’s coming.


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Issues Considered: Baby Pics, Photography, Sierra