The Food Lover’s Companion

December 16th, 2008

The Food Lover’s Companion proclaims to include comprehensive definitions of over 4,000 food, wine and culinary terms. At over 700 pages long, it’s a compact reference book that spans the entire spectrum of taste, from plain water to the complex makeup of rare cheese.

The Food Lover's CompanionFor our home, the Food Lover’s Companion is a pre-children experiment in chance. Kerrie and I, buoyed by a love of food-based television programming and encouraged by several food magazine subscriptions, developed a game to accompany the Food Lover’s Companion – a game that ultimately gave us an excuse to read the reference book, as our normal cooking habits did not often require the definition or use of rare ingredients.

The game was played like this.

Kerrie would begin by naming a food. Any food. It could be general, like “beans” or “pasta” – responses that naturally gave a much wider chance of continuation – or very specific, like “Gorgonzola” or “pinto.” I would read the description aloud – an act that could try my patience with the epicurean language, especially in those cases of long, general descriptions – and Kerrie would choose one of the cross-referenced words within. In the rare case another term wasn’t cross-referenced, we would start again.

This little ritual began during a time of sleeplessness and continued for a year or so. I was working late nights – the relay center closed at 1 AM, and I often didn’t make it home until 2 AM – and on my nights off I would typically stay up much later than Kerrie.

Every few weeks, when Kerrie needed to fall asleep, we’d pull out the Food Lover’s Companion and start sifting through the descriptions. We’d slowly learn a little more about food, developing a keen sense of which terms would profit in terms of available cross-references, thus keeping the game afloat. Eventually, Kerrie would get tired and I would continue on with my night.

The act has since been abandoned. The Food Lover’s Companion now sits in the kitchen, where it probably – no, definitely – belongs. I no longer work late, te go to bed at about the same time each night, and a 16-month old toddler (not to mention a blossoming pregnancy) has rendered us a tired mess by about 9:30 PM.

In other words, getting to sleep is no longer a problem.

Still, the allure of that little white book still captures my attention. I still open it up now and then at work (I have a copy that was handed down to me from a co-worker for use with a handful of restaurant accounts) and marvel at the complexity of food – the miles of descriptions and backgrounds and cultural ties, the thousands of preparations, the amazing array of choice that forces havoc on the eternal question, “What should I eat?”

It’s no bigger than a travel bible; no thicker than a pocket dictionary. Yet, it holds the entire history of food. Term by term. Each linking to the next. Until finally, you arrive at a dead end, and you can sit back with awe at the path you took to get there and wonder, of all things, how anyone could have discovered this rare food, this odd cheese, this strain of wine, and marvel at the chance that led to some random person tasting it and proclaiming it to be good.

The chance of discovery that, ultimately, leads to the choices in taste we are allowed to make each day.


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Issues Considered: Books, Food

Facebookery

December 16th, 2008

It’s the slow season around the BMOWP offices. Actually, it’s the busy season everywhere else, which leaves the phones at BMOWP on “Away.” Or something.

In the meantime, you can check us out on Facebook. Kind of. Through the “Blog Networks” add on, you can become a fan/friend/follower/whatever of Black Marks on Wood Pulp.

So do it, to it. Join the BMOWP Blog Network. I think that link works – it’s hard to tell, Facebook sucks most of the time.


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Wasting away

December 12th, 2008

Something funny happens when you’re given free reign. The plans you’ve dreamt up suddenly dry up. You can’t quite remember what it was you were so excited about. You take your free reign and ration it, rationalizing each individual portion, attempting to savor it in a way that actually lessens the impact of your newfound freedom.

For example: given the hectic schedule of a working family with a 16-month old daughter, it always seems as though the time I need to take care of extracurricular duties – both crucial and not – disappears without a trace. It’s gone, sent away to another home, where it piles up and gets squirreled away.

Yet, when I find myself with a free hour or two, what do I do?

Nothing. I think of what I could be doing with the time, I make plans, I waste away my precious gift and end up with nothing to show for it.

It happens in every aspect of life. You know all of the things you might want to buy, but as soon as a $100 bill lands in your pocket, you’ve drawn a blank. You begin trying to justify each possible purchase, forgetting the fact that this gift – this freedom to choose – has broken your bonds with reason.

Spend it on ice cream. Spend it on clothes. Hell, buy some random coffee maker you know you don’t need but you think is totally cool and, while unjustifiable, is the type of thing you’d love to receive if you weren’t required to make the decision yourself.

Time. Money. Sometimes we find ourselves with extra – something we are required to use on ourselves and on ourselves only. And the most excruciating part about the decision is that many of us are hard-wired to be responsible, to make every minute worth something.

Take it from me – it’s okay to waste a minute here and there. That’s part of relaxing. That’s part of life. And if you don’t put certain things to waste, you never realize how important those things are in the first place.


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Proceeding without caution

December 8th, 2008

It snowed today. It wasn’t the first snow of the year, but it came after a few weeks of snow-free roads. The snow started in the evening and was slowly blanketing the roads with a slightly slushy yet still maneuverable layer of mush. It was dark, and the snow came down quickly – nothing dangerous, just different.

Still, given the conditions, it seemed as though everyone had suddenly become too afraid to drive.

These are South Dakotans I’m talking about. Their license plates gave them away. These are people who are used to snow – used to maneuvering through slush much more dangerous than this, through ice and snow and whipping wind of a velocity that brings to mind the onslaught of a hurricane, crashing into the windshield and obliterating all available sight lines.

In other words, the snow – and the driving conditions that accompanied the snow – were familiar to nearly every driver on the road. Yet, everyone was driving as if they had never seen snow in their lives.

In other news, I sat down to write a radio script today. It might not seem related, but hear me out.

I stared at the piece of paper, struggled to come to terms with the job. I found myself easily distracted, forcing myself to turn away from the Internet, wondering how I could possibly make it through the project, utterly and completely unsure of my abilities to write what should be the simplest thing I had done that day.

I’ve always found radio scripts to be my Achilles heel. It’s not that they’re difficult. They can be really easy. It’s just that they are written in a style that my mind isn’t wired to understand. They’re more work for me than for other people.

Though I know how to do it – could write them in my sleep and, it seems, often do – I became shy. Unsure of myself. My confidence was shaken, and my words came out dripping with insecurity.

All of those people on the roads? Those South Dakotans who forgot how to drive?

They’re in the same boat.

When it comes to a new situation – even a new situation we’ve been through hundreds of times before – most of us shy away from the challenge. We know what we should do, but our mind looks for something easier – something less creative, slower, more cautious. In driving, this leads to slower traffic that is often more dangerous than it should be. In writing, this leads to an uninspired script.

It’s difficult to let go of.

But that’s the only solution. You act like nothing is wrong. You take the snow as it comes, being smart enough to realize when there is an actual danger and wily enough to steer your way around the frightened traffic.

And you stop staring at the paper. You act like nothing is wrong. You take the script as it comes, doing what you’ve done before, writing things that you think work together and finding the flaws. Getting started is the hardest part – just like driving in snow, once you’re used to the way your car moves you can proceed without the caution you’re so dearly clinging to.

Living with caution isn’t easy.

That’s the point.


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Who ya gonna call?

December 5th, 2008

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod!!! This might be the last game I ever buy for PS2.

(And yes. That IS Bill Murray. omgomgomgomgomgomgomg.)


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Issues Considered: Movies, Television

What I’ve Been Reading – November 2008

December 4th, 2008

For a few years, we didn’t have cable. It wasn’t a huge loss, actually. We read a lot more, and fell in love with certain network television shows. We watched new episodes of Law and Order instead of reruns. We enjoyed each other’s company. We grew fond of the ideology of going cable-less.

Books acquired:

FreeDarko Presents the Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac – FreeDarko

R.E.M.: Murmur (33 1/3) – J. Niimi

Bob Dylan: Highway 61 Revisited (33 1/3) – Mark Polizzotti

The Pixies: Doolittle (33 1/3) – Ben Sisario

Beastie Boys: Paul’s Boutique (33 1/3) – Dan LeRoy

Books read:

Deadwood – Pete Dexter

FreeDarko Presents the Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac – FreeDarko

Heat – Bill Buford

Then we moved our television into the basement. We no longer received our channels as clearly as we used to. We lost PBS. We priced out an HD antenna, knowing we’d eventually need to go that route, and found that it would cost upwards of $200 just to have it installed.

We succumbed. With Sierra on the way, we needed a more passive form of entertainment. And cable was brought back into the house.

During my time with cable television over the past five years (both before and after the disconnect) there have been three constants – three undeniable can’t miss entertainment options that would always be recorded or, at least, considered appointment television: HBO’s Deadwood, Bravo’s Top Chef, and NBA basketball.

Lo and behold: my month’s reading list.

As if conceding that I’d never get back to reading until I could somehow bridge the path from my sad television addiction to my love for the written word, I found myself reading the exact combination of subjects that forced me into television’s warm womb in the first place. Amazingly, it was all though pure coincidence.

Let’s start with Dexter’s Deadwood, my annual South Dakota Festival of Books Pete Dexter purchase. Every year, without fail, I see him speak at the festival and every year, also without fail, I seem to gravitate toward his “aw shucks” mentality – a New York attitude with South Dakota sensibilities, tough enough to hold grudges but smart enough to let them pass.

This year he spent a considerable amount of time talking about his screenplays. One of these screenplays was for a film based off of Deadwood, his historically based fictional recount of Wild Bill Hickok and Charley Utter as they arrived in South Dakota’s most legendary city. He hinted that this screenplay ended up being the basis of HBO’s television series of the same name.

Very similar characters. Same setting. It all seemed very familiar to Dexter, though HBO denied ever seeing the original screenplay or even consulting the novel. Dexter was left out in the cold – his idea essentially stolen and made into one of the most successful HBO dramas not called The Sopranos. There was no point in suing, as the rewards would be less than the attorney fees. We were all left wondering what the real story was.

Regardless, as a fan of the television show, the book was welcome reminder of the power of the characters involved. While Sheriff Bullock takes a smaller role, and some of Swearengen’s best developed cronies failed to even show up, the partnership between Utter and Wild Bill was just as you imagined it – complicated, honoreable and filled with envy. Even the friction between Utter and Calamity Jane was reminiscent of the television show.

However, as is the case with most “to-screen fiction,” Dexter’s Deadwood serves as a more emotional and deep look at the time and the people than HBO’s Deadwood ever could. Chalk it up as another case of the book being better than the video production. I’ll just assume that it’s a kind of karmic payback for Dexter losing his idea in the first place.

On the trip from Wild West emotion to kitchen etiquette, you might think something would get lost. But if there’s any place left in America that harkens back to the mindset of the gunslinging, fight-for-your-place, Wild West culture, it’s the professional American kitchen. And it’s this turmoil- and adrenaline-fueled environment that Bill Buford, author of Among the Thugs (an amazing insider view of the soccer hooligan phenomenon) sought to encroach upon.

Using celebrity chef Mario Batali as his muse, Buford makes his way through the seedy underbelly of the modern American professional kitchen, learning its tricks the way a child learns to walk: by falling on his face. Constantly. It’s a brutal battle for Buford – he’s both slightly unqualified and slightly despised as a celebrity journalist in the middle of a hotly contested kitchen. He’s in the way. He’s naïve. Most of all, he’s astutely able to show just how difficult it can be.

From two seasons worth of Top Chef and several seasons worth of other behind-the-scenes cooking shows and books, including Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential, I understand the difficulty of cooking in a restaurant setting. I sure as hell know I couldn’t do it. Look at those people. Just look at them!

This is what separates Heat from the rest – instead of a professional talking about his or her rise, or a series of talented chefs working their way through a contest, we’re looking at a complete amateur trying to learn the craft in an abbreviated amount of time. Not just the craft in general, but a very specific and very beloved section of that craft – Italian cooking.

It’s a thrill if you love learning about this kind of thing – for me, a lower-tier cook even at the amateur level, there’s a feeling of vicariousness, as if Buford is working the long hours and sustaining the horrid burns in order to bring this level of the craft to us in a way we can understand. His failures and discoveries become ours. His love for Italian cooking becomes ours.

But even a gastronomical revelation couldn’t keep me from an even truer love – pro basketball, the last frontier of athletics in a football-dominated country. And when The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac was released, I fell in love even more with what I still consider the most beautiful game in the world.

I was excited when this book was announced. The Web site alone sold me – and when I was able to cash in a handful of Discover Cash Back Awards, I instantly thought of this book. It arrived (adorned with several 33 1/3 books I ordered for research on a proposal) and I stopped everything. The book became my life. It was finished in just three days.

Written in what at times seems like a constant state of hyperbole, FreeDarko’s tome is a testament to two things: the superstar as savior and the book as a work of art. First, we’re given a short assessment of some of the league’s most recognizable players, from unquestionable floor leaders like Kevin Garnett and Kobe Bryant to the game’s biggest cancers (think Stephon Marbury and Ron Artest.) In the middle, we’re given some of the coolest illustrations and design I’ve seen in any book.

Then, we’re treated to the stunning beauty of a well-bound and illustrated book. If McSweeney’s ever branched out and released a basketball book, this would be it. Come to think of it, it’s no coincidence that FreeDarko was a regular contributor to the McSweeney’s blog several years ago. The two go hand in hand – intelligence with an eye for beauty, looking for hidden truths in the cold confines of numbers and statistics.

Would you like a player-by-player description of the monumentally bad 2000 draft (listed in the “Cancers” section)? Would you like to see a graphic representation of how most “Euro” players aren’t really European? Would you enjoy learning to love Kobe for his drive, or suspecting LeBron for his cold, calculated way of attaining success? This isn’t your typical message board prose – this is well-thought-out, intelligently written and perfectly articulated basketball talk. The kind you would expect to see in Sports Illustrated, if that magazine had the balls to do something original once in a while.

More than anything, the FreeDarko tome allowed me to better see the complexity of basketball. Just as Heat illustrated the difficulty (and, in turn, the jaw dropping ability needed) in cooking professional cooking, and just as Deadwood illustrated the deeper emotions in living a Wild West lifestyle.

It took the sanitized, time-shortened and over-produced nature of the television shows I love and allowed me to peek inside, to see the inner workings of each concept. In doing so, it also reintroduced me to an interesting concept: reading as both learning and entertainment, treating my bookshelf as if it was a remote control, with hundreds of different stories at my fingers.

It reminded me of what I was missing all those months, routinely reading the same type of book over and over again, getting stuck in a rut, forever wondering why I kept forcing my way through something I wasn’t fully into.

I’m back on the saddle, friends. I’m ready to be the reader I was always meant to be.


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Issues Considered: Basketball, Books, Literature, Television, What I've Been Reading

Steinbeck on Steroids – 11.02.08

December 2nd, 2008

Usually, you work out to something upbeat. Something with energy. Hip hop, or metal, or anything with a steady beat and a constant electricity. It’s only natural that we typically just select one of these genres to shuffle.

Today, I didn’t. I just Super Shuffled it. In doing this, outside of a ramping up at both ends, I found tranquility in staying quiet, my playlist ranging from brooding to folky, emo to childish. Nothing hard-core. Nothing from the streets. Just a vanilla and, surprisingly, soothing playlist.

It worked. I was able to think. I left not just physically accelerated, but mentally.

“Your Kisses Are Wasted On Me” – The Pipettes
“Red Letter Day” – The Get Up Kids
“Rear View Mirror” – Grandaddy
“Hot Cha” – They Might Be Giants
“Origami” – Ani DiFranco
“Star Me Kitten (Demo)” – R.E.M.
“Reckoning (Live)” – Ani DiFranco
“Bombtrack” – Rage Against the Machine

(Let’s stop here for a second. While it sometimes seems as if Steinbeck can read my mind, piecing together a perfect series of songs using some intense E.S.P., there are times when it reveals its inner machine – pulling some song out of the recesses of the system that is so completely off track it leaves me wondering how it ever ended up on the iPod in the first place.

This was the case with Rage Against the Machine this go around. Steinbeck was gently soothing me through my first trip to the gym in over a month, keeping me settled and smooth, and it tried to slip this one past me.

I skipped it. Then I scolded the machine. It responded with one of the oldest songs in its repertoire.)

“I Wish I Were in Love With You” – Ella Fitzgerald
“In 3’s” – Beastie Boys
“In the Jailhouse Now” – Johnny Cash
“Unemployed Black Astronaut (Nobody Remix)” – Busdriver


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Issues Considered: Music, Steinbeck on Random