Three Lists about Traveling to St. Cloud, Minnesota

January 28, 2010


Things that fly by on a four-hour trip to St. Cloud, Minnesota.

• Snow-packed hills
• Local Hardee’s franchises
• Universities I’ve attended
• Available bladder room
• Cities named after legendary Native Americans
• Trucks that don’t look like they should be running at all, let alone on a highway going 55 miles per hour
• Cenex stations

Things that fly by on a four-minute drive down Division Street in St. Cloud, Minnesota

• Patience
• Your life, before your eyes
• Red Lobster

Things that DO NOT fly by on a four-hour trip to St. Cloud, Minnesota

• Time

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One Response to “Three Lists about Traveling to St. Cloud, Minnesota”

  1. JG on January 28th, 2010 531 pm

    oh my.

    I’m going to play in the Alumni band this fall for homecoming. I’m not looking forward to the drive, getting my chops ready, or lying about not have worked all summer on getting my chops ready.

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