Five terms that remind me of the awesomeness (and utter stupidity) of professional wrestling

April 6th, 2010

The list:

1. Toryumon
2. Hurricanrana
3. Breaking Kayfabe
4. Tiger Driver ‘91
5. Fire Pro

I used to love this stuff. Would study it like some study roto-league baseball. Was a local expert in the art of Japanese wrestling, technical submissions and the WWF Intercontinental belt. Could not be swayed from thinking Dean Malenko was under-appreciated and deserved a better push.

Sometimes, I miss it – not for the pomp and storylines as much as for the technical and behind-the-scenes aspects of it all: the classification of terms, the organization of skills, the characters fitting together and moving around like party members in a game of Final Fantasy.

Other times, I take a look at that sentence I just wrote and realize how big of a dork I really am.


Issues Considered: The Top..., Wrestling

5 Responses to “Five terms that remind me of the awesomeness (and utter stupidity) of professional wrestling”

  1. Stinko Malenko was old before he was even born. Who cares about 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation wrestlers?

    Just kidding. I think about wrestling a lot. I used to rent all of the old Wrestlemania and Survivor Series videos from the video store in Fargo. Pretty much weekly. I miss those days.

    Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAd432w7kF0

  2. JScott says:

    No “magistral cradle” or “enziguri”?

  3. @Mike – I did the same thing. I used to have a collection of old Royal Rumbles – I thought they painted the best picture of each year’s roster. You’d see dudes that you’d never seen before nor ever see again.

    @John – Trust me. The list could have been a thousand (and one) moves long.

  4. JScott says:

    LOL.

    You’re so face.

  5. m!les says:

    Huge dork.

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