Category: Baseball

July 7th, 2011

When Upper Deck released the Michael Jordan baseball card in its 1991 set, it was a stroke of genius. In one card Upper Deck illustrated the juxtaposition of patience and brute force; the struggle of minor-league hope against established superstardom. And, in doing so, created one of the oddest natural moments in sports card history.

Jordan, playing baseball(Key note: NATURAL. This wasn’t Kurt Rambis freaking out over his glowing basketball. This was a real picture – a photo opportunity, sure, but a real picture of a real player playing a real sport for a real team.)

If you were a basketball fan, you wanted this card. It was the only way to get a Michael Jordan card that year. If you were a baseball fan, you wanted this card, much as you’d have wanted Eddie Gaedel’s card: as an oddity, a rare blip on the trading card landscape, a mashup before mashups were even a thing.

It was valuable. It was rare.

Twenty years later, we can see it for what it really was: arrogant.

Because, with the benefit of hindsight, this card freezes a privileged superstar at the peak of his ability, unable to understand failure, confident that he can do anything better than anyone, and completely willing to be paraded around as a novelty for the chance to prove everyone wrong.

Michael Jordan played baseball for a year. He was given a minor league spot by Jerry Reinsdorf, owner of both the White Sox and the Bulls. He was paid by the Chicago Bulls the entire time.

He batted .202 for the Birmingham Barons. He hit three home runs and drove in 51 runs.

He wasn’t perfect. And this card proves it, much to his chagrin.

The accepted story is that Jordan did this for his father. It was all done out of tragedy of his dad’s murder. He retired and went into baseball because his father’s dream was for Jordan to be a MLB star.

Maybe. But he also did it because that’s who he always was: unable to admit that he had flaws. The arrogance in that smirk, the ease with which he wandered onto the baseball field, the knowledge that he hadn’t worked a day to earn his spot on the team, and that, once he felt the heat from his critics, he was able to waltz back onto the Bulls with a simple phrase.

“I’m back.”

And we all embraced him. We had missed him on the floor. So we patted him on the head and let the experiment slide.

The card’s worth about five bucks, now. Funny what hindsight does.

August 11th, 2010

There is no greater sports star than the sports star I become in my head.

In a vacuum, with no one forcing me to adjust for defense or change my direction, I am a scrappy hitter. I am a freaky consistent jump shooter. I am a Gold Glove defender.

I am Ichiro Suzuki. I am Oscar Robertson. I am Ozzie Smith.

My swing is true. I don’t hit home runs, but I do the little things that win games, despite the fact that I’m not actually playing games, relying only on a glorified batting practice to show off my amazingly consistent wares. My flow is sweet, my follow-through fluid, my confidence at its high; every shot snaps the bottom of the net, every juke and every fake – each one as fake as its name – unstoppable, every twist and turn like a gibbon effortlessly climbing a zoo cage.

Of course, I know the truth. I know what happened the last time I played one-on-one, the “one” itself betraying the number of points I was able to score in two combined games. I know what happened the first three times I saw a slow pitch softball this summer, how the breeze off my bat kept the outfielders cool, how even the mosquitoes kept away from me lest I miss the ball and knock them into the back fence.

It’s such childish bull, really. We’re supposed to grow out of it, right? We’re supposed to understand our place and buck up and admit that we’re not made for sports and that we’d do a lot better if we just stopped playing and started worrying about Brett Favre or some other tabloid sports crap.

That’s not how it is, though. Not for me. Not for any sports fan, regardless of talent.

We all want to imagine that we’re the best. Even if we know, without a doubt, that we have no chance in making it that far.

I don’t play sports to win. I play them to dream. To have fun. To taunt my friends. To imagine that I’m actually on a real field. That I’m actually a real athlete.

Because, on my own, with all of the quirks that come with a home court, or with the guiding hand of a friendly pitcher, I can pretend that the talent is real.

Without defense, I am All World. There is no greater player. No one can match the effort and skill and talent of the sports star I become. In my mind.

April 5th, 2010

One of the most frustrating aspects of the Argus Leader’s Web site – and let’s be fair: this is probably not an Argus thing as much as it’s a Gannett thing – is the issue of page navigation.

Exhibit 1: Underlines = Links

As you can see, the page I’m currently on (page 1) is underlined. One problem: common usage has led to the understanding that underlined text is a link. When you see underlined words – especially in the midst of other non-underlined words – you say to yourself, “HEY THAT IS A LINK. AND I KNOW THIS BECAUSE IT’S UNDERLINED.”

Here, though, it’s the opposite. The actual link – as in, the thing you click to get to page 2 – IS NOT UNDERLINED.

This is confusing in two ways. ONE: I don’t know where to click, and that makes me an angry clicker. TWO: When I land on this page and see the navigation, I assume I’m on page two. BUT I’M NOT, I’M ON PAGE ONE.

Exhibit 2: Completely Different

Of course, that’s not all. The page navigation of the comments section? COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

In fact, this is how the main pages should be navigated. Current page in bold, linkable pages in a different color. Nothing is underlined, no assumptions are made, everyone wins.

So, in short: Underlined = links, especially in linkable fields. Make the page number bold, if you need to. Keep navigation consistent. Don’t be dumb.

This is simple stuff, you guys.

And, with that complaint out of the way, I’d suggest reading Matt Zimmer’s Opening Day Twins preview at the Argus Leader Web site.

Hooray for Opening Day, people. Hooray.

March 31st, 2008

Baseball season starts today. For Twins fans, at least. And while television brings us most of the games, I’m still stuck on getting my baseball the old fashioned way. The way I learned when first rediscovering the Twins after several seasons of indifference. By radio.

To me, Twins season means toting my portable radio around, tuned to 1140 KSOO, bringing Dan Gladden and John Gordon around with me, lamenting the loss of the great Herb Carneal, pouring over every statistic in an old folksy way and learning names before faces, wondering later at how oddly they seemed to be spelled.

I used to listen to the Twins while working at the Parks Department in St. Cloud. I’d sit back in the shelter with the radio tuned to the day’s game, soaking in the stats, reacquiring the taste I once had as an errant Cardinals fan, the sun of someone else’s reception or event warming their heads, the sound of sport warming mine.

In past years, I’ve listened to the Twins while digging gardens, planting flowers and laying stone borders. I’ve listened to the them while cutting sod and cleaning the garage, while rewiring light switches and organizing our basement, during grill-out parties and while completely by myself.

It’s the smell of dirt and mown grass and dust and sunflower seeds, as if a little portion of the game itself was being wafted through the speakers toward me. Hard work. Leisurely rest. A glass of water or a bottle of cold beer.

What’s great about baseball on the radio is that no matter how long the season gets, you never have to stop doing what you’re doing to catch a game.

How much is a nostalgic longing for times? Times I was never old enough to experience? And how much is an actual dedication to great baseball on the radio is?

I’ll never know. Maybe it’s a little bit of old soul that’s been stuck in me. But give me the crackle of the radio any day.

January 29th, 2008

Goodbye, Johan.

Today the Twins almost nearly probably finalized a trade (pending contract extension and physical) that sends arguably the best pitcher in Twins history – Johan Santana – to the Mets for…well…some people I’ve never heard of.

Goodbye, Johan.The Twins couldn’t afford to keep him – he wanted max dollars, and he certainly probably maybe deserved them, and after re-signing The Laughable MVP Justin Morneau. But it’s still too bad to see such a great player go to New York. Again. For a bunch of guys only the scouts have heard of. (New York’s #2, #3, #4 and #7 prospects, reportedly, for what that’s worth).

This is what makes baseball so different from other sports in the offseason – and not for the better. Trades involve future Hall of Famers for no-name AAA prospects; people you’ve never heard of are packaged together, with no frame of reference. Free agents are signed almost randomly to teams that you have no reason to watch. If deals aren’t penned in time, it goes to a lawyer to figure out. It’s as if you need some kind of Bill James encyclopedic mind to understand it.

I don’t like the baseball offseason. Not at all.

See, when the Timberwolves shipped off their greatest player ever to the Boston Celtics, you at least knew who the Timberwolves were getting in return. It wasn’t equal, but it was at least recognizable.

But this? Well, I guess that’s baseball.

Two Cy Young awards. A multiple-time All Star. More wins, better ERA and more strikeouts than anyone – ANYONE – in baseball since 2003. For four unproven guys.

Good luck, Johan. I miss you already.

January 21st, 2008

Super Bowl XLIIFor nine months out of the year, the number one story on the sports landscape seems to be New York Yankees versus Boston Red Sox. Both teams could be a complete non-story and they’d still make the first fifteen minutes of ESPN coverage. It’s a tired rivalry – one that surely has legendary history but lately feels like a distracting media whore; like a high school homecoming queen at her first college kegger, important because of who she was, not where she is now.

So you’ll have to forgive me if I’m callous to this year’s Super Bowl. The roles are reversed, but it’s still the same story. New York vs. Boston. New York as scrappy underdog, Boston as steamrolling Goliath.

Does that mean Brady is the game’s Jeter? Who is Manning?

* sigh * Let the hyperbole begin.

(And, let’s see how long it takes the No Fun League to notice my image and order me to remove it.)

January 10th, 2008

Alex Cartwright. Formalized the first rules of baseball – nine innings, nine players, etc.
Candy Cummings. Inventor of the curve ball.
Kenesaw Mountain Landis. Restored confidence in baseball after the 1919 Black Sox scandal.
Henry Chadwick. Inventor of the box score.

Mark McGwire. Revived a league still reeling from the residual hatred that a strike-shortened season brings.

Two straight years of ballotship. Two straight years of coming up short by a wide margin. Two years of wondering if writers were ever going to let up, whether they were going to cast the blame of the steroid era elsewhere.

Two years of being the canary, gasping for air before the rest of the Steroid Superstars had a chance to try the ballot, suffocating from a mass of allegations. A warning to those trailing behind. “There’s no room in here for suspicion, guys. Hold back.”

I don’t blame them. Even though it has never been proven, the evidence is stacked heavily against McGwire – and even more so, Sosa, Palmiero, Bonds. There’s no trust, no confidence whatsoever. He looks like a cheater. Everything he’s said makes him sound like a cheater. He’s skirting the issue, and the voters are skirting his Hall of Fame vote.

McGwire at 70It wasn’t always like this. Mark McGwire was the most popular man in all of baseball. He revitalized the sport after years of idle doldrums – both he and Sammy Sosa – with an electrifying home run chase. He took a quickly dying sport and injected it with a new passion.

No pun intended.

This is the McGwire I remember. And this is the McGwire that’s closer to the truth. Steroids aside, McGwire was a power hitter from the womb. He was an average defender (though he did win a Gold Glove and had a career .993 fielding average at first base) and at times was a poor hitter (though he bat over .280 a few seasons and over .300 sparingly). But what do you expect? His job was to bring the power, just like Ozzie Smith’s job was to get on base safely and steal easy doubles.

McGwire deserves to be in the Hall based on his numbers alone. But we know that numbers don’t tell the whole story. And we know that for as much as he did to bring the sport back to life, he did just as much to bring it to its knees through the steroid scandal. For every peak, a valley opened up under him, swallowing him up in hearsay, rendering his career obsolete, sending him into the depths of the California suburbs, into a life of hiding.

I don’t want to apologize for the steroid issue. In fact, I actually don’t care, despite the hours I spent pouring over the Mitchell Report. Mark McGwire was a good person, for all I know. He broke a record. He juiced – but it wasn’t forbidden at that time. Gambling on baseball is. Throwing games is. Steroids are, now. But not then. So where the 1919 Black Sox and Pete Rose are banned, McGwire wasn’t.

It wasn’t forbidden. It was wrong. Looked down upon. But not forbidden.

Steroids in professional sports cast a wide net. It touches every sport, in every way – from the issue of sports stars as role models to the early deaths of known steroid abusers. It gives what some see as an unfair advantage – an unnatural stamina and an inappropriate power boost.

Mark McGwire may have been the recipient of both. His stats might deserve an asterisk, just as Barry Bonds’s might.

But we’re talking about the Hall of Fame. And for one summer in 1998, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa did all that they could to save baseball. For the length of one glorious race, two men drew the attention of nearly every American. Radios blared. Televisions caught every camera flash. Old fans turned back to the sport they had abandoned, and new fans reveled in the shine of a renewed rivalry. Baseball, so long declining as our national pastime, rose from the ashes like a phoenix.

Or maybe it was more like a Cardinal.

Keep Mark McGwire out of the Hall of Fame as a player. That’s fine with me. If his career seems tainted, if his Andro-lined locker and his non-admission of innocence are convincing enough, if the word of Jose Canseco over the silence of a crowded courtroom serve as all the words you need, keep him out. I’m not apologizing for Mark McGwire. If it’s true, he’s got what’s coming to him. If it’s not, he should have said more.

But don’t forget what else he gave to the game. A new life. A renewed interest. The attention of the entire world. A get out of jail free card, ironically enough. And if we’re talking about the true contributions to the game, that’s probably the biggest thing he could have offered over his career.

Category: Baseball, Sports